The attached opinion piece was in The West Australian newspaper on 23rd November, 2024.
I thought it could form the basis for an interesting comprehension activity.
Each of the warnings could be written in a table (see below) with students required to explain (or discuss) why the warning is ridiculous. As an additional activity, they could think of a more appropriate warning.
Students could then create their own ridiculous warnings.
| Product | Warning | Why it’s ridiculous |
| Sliced apples | This product may contain apples. | |
| Packet of peanuts | This product may contain traces of nuts. | |
| Sleeping pills | May cause drowsiness. | |
| Curling irons | Not for internal use. | |
| Microwave oven | Do not use for drying pets. | |
| Kids superman costume | Will not enable you to fly. | |
| Baby stroller | Remove baby before folding. | |
| Toilet brush | Do not use orally. | |
| Chainsaw | Do not try to stop machine with your hand. | |
| Scooter | This product moves when used. | |
| Carpenter’s electric drill | This product is not intended for use as a dental drill. | |
| Wheelbarrow | Not intended for freeway use. | |
| Pepper spray | May irritate eyes. | |
| Toner cartridge | Do not eat toner. | |
| Letter opener | Safety goggles recommended. | |
| Dog medication | May cause drowsiness. Use care when operating a car. | |
| Dishwasher | Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher. | |
| Shirt | Do not iron while you are wearing. |